health

I just had such a good idea

Attention everyone! You guys! I have the best idea. Oh, that? That is a half-empty bottle of Crème de Menthe. Or half-full, am I right?…



Drinking as a civilian

Just before the school term started, I got back from one of my military training courses where they had a whole hour and a half…


No more drinks for me

I started drinking at age 13. I know it’s young, but I suppose growing up witnessing alcoholism led me into a life of trying to…


What is UMSU smoking?

I was walking out of GPA’s on campus the other day, having just purchased some chips and an energy drink — healthy guy that I…





Shaping up

The ads are everywhere, buy the new Sketchers Shape-ups and you can “get in shape without setting foot in a gym.” Yes, advertisements claim that…


Rivers fail piss-test

Researchers from the University of Valencia (UV) have confirmed the presence of several illegal drugs in the canals and irrigation channels in L’Albufera Natural Park,…