creative writing

Fried brains and Sam:

As transmitted through Corey King: Today was as tough as it was enchanting. I pushed the big red button on a real charmer named Patty….


Why

Life akin to a battalion of Soldiers marches on Strong and stern, with no need for forgiveness He sets his sights His very step a…


An ode to Budweiser

I despise the way he looks at me. I hate everything about him, from his head to his feet. If there is a divine being,…


Yankee Doodle

The Doodle family was at a loss last week when they discovered that their loving father figure, Yankee, had passed on. Although not personally known…


Doughboys

Hello Doughboys Where is your war today? Vietnam’s nitroglycerin jungles weren’t enough, Now that the jungles are stained red The sand has to be painted…


Making Art

I have been suffocated, strangled My words cut short and the flow Ceased My back is broken by black and bulging beasts, Whose sadness seeps…


‘Fair’-est in the land

What had started out as a celebration of beauty, turned into a day of distress and contempt. A beauty contest gone wrong turns into an…


Everybody’s Focused

This piece is intended to be spoken to the tune of Baz Luhrmann’s “Everybody’s Free (to Wear Sunscreen).” Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of…