alcohol

Lucky fuckin’ Lager

“Let’s get some Lucky Lager and howl at the moon!” – Brad Pitt as Early Grace in Kalifornia. Yeah they call me Lucky, what the…


Aspiring to intoxication

There is perhaps no better way to legally distort reality than with alcohol. For some — OK, for many — it is the social lubricant…


The gin and tonic

I am the gin and tonic. If you are drinking me you probably enjoy my cool, crisp refreshing taste, perfect for hot days and stuffy…




The facts about alcoholism

Alcoholism affects people of all ages, races and economic classes. With 75 per cent of the population consuming alcohol, it is estimated that 10 per…


I just had such a good idea

Attention everyone! You guys! I have the best idea. Oh, that? That is a half-empty bottle of Crème de Menthe. Or half-full, am I right?…



Drinking as a civilian

Just before the school term started, I got back from one of my military training courses where they had a whole hour and a half…


No more drinks for me

I started drinking at age 13. I know it’s young, but I suppose growing up witnessing alcoholism led me into a life of trying to…