James NcCorchuk

The average university student

Observe the average university student in its natural environment. Please note: Physical manifestation of stress. Bed-head since 12:00. Wide-eyed, blank expression (complete with bloodshot eyes…



Just not my day

So I wake up this morning quite normally. I get up, do my business, have a breakfast of leftover cold pizza, play some Internet games…


Lost and foundeth

Hear ye, hear ye! By order of His Majesty Prince Charming, whosoever hast lost a glass slipper must report to the royal guard immediately. The…



Of wolves and men

I have just one question: why wolves? It seems that throughout history, there have been tales of people triumphing over evil, or even learning lessons…


An ode to Budweiser

I despise the way he looks at me. I hate everything about him, from his head to his feet. If there is a divine being,…


Yankee Doodle

The Doodle family was at a loss last week when they discovered that their loving father figure, Yankee, had passed on. Although not personally known…


‘Fair’-est in the land

What had started out as a celebration of beauty, turned into a day of distress and contempt. A beauty contest gone wrong turns into an…