Ben Poggemiller


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Dramatization!

The quill quivered between Thomas’ shivering fingers as he wrote his final lines. Years of translating, compiling and composing left him within striking distance of…


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Rock n’ roll singer

“You can stick your golden handshake And you can stick your silly rules And all the other shit That you teach to kids in school….


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Forcing the issue:

How is Princess Leia a princess when her father is a senator? The answer is simple, but easy to miss. Leia’s adoptive father is Bail…




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The springs of Springfield: Barney Gumble

Barney Gumble is the consummate drunk. His tired eyes, mussed-up hair, too-small pink shirt, slouched posture and fat gut all exemplify his alcoholism. He’s actually…


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Get ‘er done

If you find yourself using any of these excuses for your lack of exercise, be prepared to read my glorious refutations and have the rug…



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The springs of Springfield: Janey

Janey is Lisa’s black friend often seen with Lisa at slumber parties or on the playground and she seems like a normal child. She likes…