Super Bowl Tweets

  • Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) Cyndi Lauper looking
    great during National Anthem

  • Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) This Super Bowl could end in sudden death;
    especially for that fat guy in the
    Packers hat eating bratwurst.

  • timheidecker (@timheidecker) Haven’t seen ONE Ruffles commercial!

  • Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) If I got presents on the Super Bowl I’d
    totally like it more than Christmas!!!

  • Doug Benson (@DougBenson) Somebody just scored.

  • Scott Aukerman (@ScottAukerman) I know it’s fashionable for everyone to
    say the Black Eyed Peas suck, but you
    have to admit, all those people are


  • Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) I learned so much about love during the
    halftime show. And then at the end
    when it said, “The Beginning,” I

thought “Wow.” Just. Wow.

  • Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) How do I start an internet campaign to
    get Leonard Cohen to do next year’s

Super Bowl halftime?

  • nick kroll (@nickkroll) Axl Rose is turning over in his grave right


  • Lance Armstrong (@lancearmstrong) Y’all wanna know who I’m picking? I
    can’t! I’m torn!! Just glad it’s

(now) close.

  • Steve Nash (@SteveNash) Congrats to Aaron Rogers and the Packers!

  • Bill Simmons (@sportsguy33) Great game, great stadium. I’m delighted to
    be here. Also, Pitt has no biz being
    alive after 3 TO’s + that idiotic FG


  • Jennifer Hedger (@jenniferhedger) Somewhere, Favre’s watching and
    thinking “This could have been me.”
    No Brett, it couldn’t have.