February 2010

Starving will mess you up

The worst has happened. Jason Alexander is the new face of Jenny Craig. According to his Jenny Craig blog, Alexander decided to lose weight after…


When and wear

Every year I wait with bated breath, well more like chapped lips and half-bitten fingernails, to be proven wrong. “This will be the year!” I…


I’m great, however

I’m great, however . . . Things are getting better. Actually they’re great. “I’m great,” I smile. “Me too,” she glows. We’re great. However ….



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In a land far, far away

Since my last article, the heat now works, a cup is catching the hot water heater drippings, and I purchased some bedsheets. Things are looking…



Pets!

I’ll put together a team of experts: the foremost zoologist in the world, the number one psychoanalyst, the most advanced child psychologist, the fittest evolutionary…


Fried brains and Sam

When last we left Sam, he had enlisted a hacker to help him bring an end to reality. Time passed. People were fried. More time…