If you were a rocker, you'd sound nothing like these guys
Collapsing Opposites make music that they, and we, like
JOEL TRENAMAN AND TESSA VANDERHART
PHOTO: TESSA VANDERHART
The poster, clearly made in MS Paint, said that the Collapsing Opposites
would be playing “with friends” on March 22.
First impressions make all the difference. After hearing exactly two Collapsing
Opposites songs, I (Tessa) very happily won tickets from UMFM to the Vancouver
band’s Winnipeg CD release party for Inside Chance, on Local
Kids Make Good Records.
The songs, imbued with reflection and obsessed with dichotomy, seemed to
lend themselves perfectly to a dual-author, first-impression-take-all, written-at-the-show,
over-hyphenated notebook review. And so here is such a review, of a show comprised
of Vancouver’s OK Vancouver OK, Winnipeg’s Boat, and, finally,
the Collapsing Opposites.
It’s a good thing the band seems easy going. It’s also good when
half the band feels comfortable enough leaving the stage mid-set to take a leak.
Sometime before 10:55 p.m.
“We’re trying to do everything you
like,” Jeff J. says, then almost-too-quickly to notice flips off a friend
in the crowd as he bends to engage the loop machine, or whatever it’s
called. Nice.
The multi-instrumentation is passionate, if raw. Keyboard, snare, high-hat,
trumpet, guitar.
It’s just two guys with a loop machine. You are so earnest today.
Why?
Earlier you lamented the noticeable lack of earnest indie kinds in the house.
I am doing my best impression. Plus I am wearing the magical scarf.
11:18 Hitting a lyrical stride. Reflective, measured whimsy.
A touch of early Pavement. Songs with seemingly arbitrary beginnings and fades
still manage to satisfy.
11:52
I am blinded by red light (half orange, half white, half yellow?) and practice
chords. OK Vancouver OK is eating nacho chips at the end of our table; I have
to stare at them creepily to avoid the light.
It will be a very minor miracle if Boat commences sailing before midnight.
If their delivery matches their preparation everyone will be pleased.
11:58
Maybe they will start now . . . false alarm.
12:01 a.m.
Well almost . . . but they have free buttons.
12:05
Where does one get a xylophone briefcase?
12:18
Don’t really know what to make of this band. The Vancouverites don’t
seem too enthusiastic, but they also look exhausted.
Good driving rhythms, excellent synth, sprinkles of gentle melody. The most
perplexing part is the vocal. The frenzied leader’s range includes a
deepening scream, but it’s the other end that deserves mention. His
wails come out as an angry 12-year-old girl. You’d have to hear it to
rate the degree of endearment. To me, it works.
I’ll buy the OK Vancouver OK CD — but I’ll go the Boat
CD release (May 12). They made me dance! (And by dance, I mean move my hips
slightly and not scowl.) Still, impressive.
12:46 Wow, I was sitting next to Ryan McCormick (my new favourite
musician as of two days ago) before the show and didn’t realize it. I
am an ass.
12:52
No matter how many times it happens, I’m always
amazed by the random, clearly fucked-up people that wander in here during shows
and act like they’re hearing the best band in the world for the first
time. The joy of music!
The Collapsing Opposites are 100 per cent of OK Vancouver OK, plus singer/spoken-wordist/sax/guitar
player Ryan McCormick.
1:30ish It’s incredibly hard to tell from the live show
how singer-centric this operation is. McCormick is repeatedly quoted as saying
that he only makes music that he likes, refusing (essentially) input from others
in this, his “solo” project (his other band is They Shoot Horses
Don’t They?). I think this self-centredness translates into wonderfully
composed, intentional music — but it’s strange to see as a “band.”
You said “repeatedly quoted” — are they “popular?”
Well, he’s repeatedly quoted on the Collapsing website, and the Collapsing
MySpace, and on radio3.cbc.ca. Does that count? (On the band’s website,
the three smallest shows are listed — “includes everyone in the
room except me”: Seattle ’04, two to three; Regina ’05,
three; Saint John ’05, three. This show totally kicked those shows’
asses, with fully 12 people in attendance.)
Alternating fast and slow songs; it’s tremendous that their “fast”
songs are actually the most delicate — the touchingest lyrics and most
compact beats — while the “slow” songs are sprawling and
beat-driven and almost sardonically tough.
Sonic chaos and mayhem in a tight, fascinating package. Strange. Intense.
Infectious. Endearing.
2:15 a.m.
As we’re thanking McCormick both for the
show and for selling his CDs to us, he thanks Local Kids Make Good, and the
promoter, who is standing right next to him. “This local kid made good!”
I’m alarmed by the cheese, or rather, the fact that my response to the
cheese is a beaming smile. Earnestness is the new cool, kids.